Kate Gosselin, Reading Between the Lines

The AP or Associated Press released this story today. I found it a little hard to follow, so I added some translations!

Kate Gosselin, co-star of TLC’s “Jon & Kate Plus 8,” says it’s difficult reading stories about herself. I don’t believe this for a second.

If she read any of the stories about her and her family, why does she believe that people like her hair or her Orange tan? Did she get a life time supply of QT lotion as one of her free promotions?

Recent media reports have focused a harsh spotlight on Kate and her husband, Jon, who star with their eight children on the popular reality show. In recent days, the Gosselins’ wholesome on-screen home life has been called into question by reports of extramarital affairs. Both Jon and Kate have denied those accusations.

Let me to translate this for you. Here a while back, Jon got busted! He tried to lie his way out of it until the ho’s brother came forward and admitted that he was sick of hearing the two of them having sex through the paper thin walls at their place. No one could understand why Kate hadn’t beat her up whooped her ass or why Jon hadn’t been on the show with a black eye. Well come to find out, Kate has been having relations playing spank the monkey with the families body guard booty guard. that explains a whole lot!

“This is certainly not what I envisioned I was signing up for,” Kate Gosselin said Wednesday during an appearance at the Frauenthal Center, The Muskegon Chronicle reported.

Translation: I never though I would get caught!

“When I see magazines in stores it’s really difficult. It amazes me there is an industry that follows you around and writes stories about you.

“It destroys peoples’ lives. I need you to know, don’t believe what you read unless you hear it from that person.”

Translation: I never read the stuff people say about us or I would have had my hair redone a long time go. But I honestly believe that that I have enough money now that I can lie my way out of it. Also now that the dogs are getting bigger I can send them to attack school so they can keep away the paparazzi.

On its Web site, Us Weekly recently described an over-friendly relationship between Gosselin and her married bodyguard, Steve Neild, that “caught the attention of her husband — and has become the talk of many locals” in their Pennsylvania community.

People magazine’s Web site quoted Gosselin as saying the couple have been struggling for months.

What? No one would have ever have guessed with the way they now sit on opposite sides of the interview couch! And the love taps are GONE!

“This week I’m on the cover of four magazines. One is true, three are not,” Kate told her audience.

Translation: I’m on 3 magazines his month. I’m almost as popular as Oprah! I wonder if she will give me my own talk show!!!

The Gosselins are on the cover of People, Us Weekly, Star and National Enquirer. She described People’s reporting as the most accurate.

Heaven forbid if anyone were to believe the National Enquirer. Her article will be right between “I had Big Foots Baby” and ” Elvis Has Been Seen on Mars “!

She has previously denied having an affair with Neild. Jon Gosselin has denied cheating with a 23-year-old schoolteacher, and he has apologized for putting his family in an “awkward position.”

I wonder if he was referring to his family or did he have the teacher he is sleeping with in an awkward position? I wonder?

Kate Gosselin said the stop in Muskegon, located about 35 miles northwest of Grand Rapids, was the last on her travel schedule for a while. She said she plans to spend more time at home.

Translation: Everyone is catching on to the fact that I am never at home. So I better get my ass home and take care of my kids so my Butler, Cook and Nanny can have a day off and people can think that I’m taking care of my children.

“The last couple weeks have been interesting,” she said. “I had to address that.”
TLC’s most popular series, which has been on the air for four seasons, attracts an average audience of more than 2.8 million viewers.

The new, 40-week season premieres May 25 with an hourlong edition

Jon & Kate, Are the Rumors true?

My favorite topic right now is “The Gosselins”! The family of Jon & Kate Gosselin who has a reality show that, supposedly, depicts a family that has twins and sextuplets. In case you didn’t know, Kate’s brother, Kevin and his wife Jodi, outed them yesterday on an interview with Star Magazine.

They confirmed what all of us have been saying for a long time. That the show is a sham, Kate really does bash Jon on and off of the camera and that they are both being unfaithful to one another. The shocker was that there is a written “secret” contract that allows the two parents to have an open marriage as long as they stay together for the sake of the money show. We don’t know if this is a contract is just between just Jon & Kate or Jon & Kate and the producers of the show. I would tend to think the former since I don’t believe that a contract like this would stand up in court. But in this world who knows.

Yesterday, I was being bombarded by information coming in that Kate actually admitted that she likes her life just like it is. Of course she was referring to screwing the body guard the television business and that she thinks people like her hair! That’s the kicker! This shows, without a doubt. that she does NOT read the blogs!

Kevin, Kates brother, said that Jon told him six months ago that that the marriage was over and that Kate was being unfaithful, probably with the families bodyguard. Kevin also made the comment that the people who film the show have moral problems with the family. He was quoted as saying “they have trouble getting 15 minutes of usable footage from a days worth of filming because of the fighting”! He also confirmed that the whole way that family is portrayed is false.

I believe there are two sides to every story and that somewhere in the middle lies the truth. I put a lot of validity into the interview because Kevin, Kate’s brother, has been silent through the whole Jodi fiasco. However, some things just seem questionable.

First: Why did Kevin and Jodi do the interview with “Star Magazine” and not CNN, FOX or MSNBC? I’m sure that they received a very LARGE lump sum of money for their story.
Second: I know if I was having an affair with our families bodyguard and my husband even thought it, he would have beat his ass had a long discussion with him and had him terminated. I know, you are probably thinking that he wasn’t very upset because he was cheating on her first. Well, from the reports I have read, it sounds like Kate’s affair was going on first. Knowing Kate with her A typical personality, I don’t think that she would have just sat on her hands, show or not. If my husband was being unfaithful to me and I knew who it was, the bitch wouldn’t have any hair, teeth or eyes when I got finished with her home-wrecking ass, I would have confronted her.

What pulls it all together is the fact that their first episode of the new season is scheduled to show in just two weeks. Why has all of these things come to light now? Is it because they have more free time on their naughty little hands? I just wonder if this is not all just an attempt to boost their ratings? Remember, they have a little competition on their hands with ”Table for Twelve” !

I just wonder….

Kate Gosselin's Brother, RATS HER OUT!

Apparently, Oober Bitch, Kate Gosselin, mother of 8 and star of the hit television reality show, Jon & Kate plus 8 has been outed by her own brother! According to examiner.com, Kate’s brother, Kevin Krieder and his wife Jodi have admitted, to Star Magazine that the Gosselin’s marriage is a farce and is only being held together by a “secret contract”! The contract allegedly states that they may have an open marriage but must stay together for the sake of the show. And apparently they didn’t waste any time! I wonder what’s going to be on the next episode of Jon & Kate plus 8? Kevin was also reported as saying that he was informed by Jon over six months ago that their marriage was over.

Kate had a falling out with brother Kevin and his wife Jodi after figure 8 films offered to pay Jodi for her appearances on the show. Although reported that Jodi turned down the money, Kate’s rage tore the siblings apart. Now her brother and his wife come forth with the real story. All I can say is, Kate, you reap what you sow.

Of course, this all comes to light immediately after the reports that Kate is also having and affair with the families bodyguard while Jon is off spanking it with a 23 year old teacher. The new episode of Jon & Kate plus 8 that is scheduled to air in two weeks will undoubtedly be the the most viewed ever!

Update: I just recieved an IM from Cindy, she just read that Kate thinks that people like her Opossum inspired hair style! Does she not read anything?!

Ok, I’m too stupid to figure out how to post the video, but here is a link to Kevin and Jodi’s interviewing and telling it all! http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2009/05/exclusive-interview-jon-and-kate-shocker-her-brother-says-their-marriage-over,

Kate Gosselin getting back at Jon!

For months we have been exposed to alligations concerning Jon Gosselin’s alleged infidelity with 23 year old Deanna Hummel. Knowing Kate Gosselin, mother of 8 and star of the hit reality TV show, Jon & Kate plus 8, as well as we all do, is it just me or has everyone been wondering why we haven’t seen a “very stylish” but deeply implanted high heel shoe sticking from his ass?

I’ve heard rumors, for quite some time, that Kate might also be getting her jollies on with the families bodyguard Steve Neild . Makes you wonder just who’s body he is guarding! This would definitely explain why she hasn’t seemed very upset over Jon’s alleged infidelity. People have continued to speculate that her lack of emotion is due to greed and therefore her focus is on her book promotions and the families reality show. But I wonder???

In a story published Tuesday on People magazine’s Web site, Kate said that she’s the target of tabloid lies romantically linking her with a bodyguard who frequently travels with the family. She spoke out following recent accounts that portrayed her as the victim of her husband’s infidelity.

She also said, “The next story coming out from the animals that stalk us is about our security person and his family,” she said, referring to bodyguard Steve Neild. “Already the allegations they’re making about me are disgusting, unthinkable, unfathomable, and I am horrified.”

And thats not all! The best part is she also said that she regrets that their friends had been drawn into the media frenzy, and said she was “totally panicking” that the scandalous publicity may drive them away. “I keep calling them, begging, `Seriously, I’m so sorry. Don’t run away from us.’ They keep saying, `We’re fine, we’re fine.’ But they have paparazzi in front of their house. It’s so upsetting.”

This comes from a person who refuses to have anything to do with her family. That has driven off her brother, sister-in-law and her best friend Beth and who’s kids refer to their paternal grandmother as “my fathers mother”. Sorry but I find her new found concern a little hard to swallow!

JON GOSSELIN - LITERALLY HAS GOT HIS "BALLS IN A SLING"

Jason, brother of Deanna Hummel, is reported as saying, "A lot of the time, it was pretty, um, gross listening to her, you know, um -- how do I say this? The walls are thin. Let's just say that. I mean, no one wants to hear his sister having sex, let alone with a married dude who's, like, almost twice her age and who has eight kids and a maybe-crazy wife. Ick. Nast."

Well, looks like good ole John Boy has done it this time. If the gossip is to be believed, Jon is not only having an affair on Kate, but is STILL denying it!!

Maybe I don't blame him. Could you imagine admitting that to Kate!? Whoa boy....talk about having your balls in a sling, hell she will cut them off. Part of me hopes that these rumours are just that... rumours... but it's not looking good! So if all of this is true, I have a feeling the only thing Kate will be upset about is that he wasn't more discrete. Between the show and the humiliation, she must be in shock that Jon "was that irresponsible." They supposedly separated when they moved into the McMansion. Looking back on the show, you can pick up some subtle signs. Maybe that's why Maddie and Cara haven't been televised? It's kind of hard to keep the kids quiet and promote them to lie. What about when Kate went back to the old house and was donating/throwing things away when one of the little girls came in, saw Kate and asked "why you thowin Daddy's things away?" The coldness on the love seat when they were together and the body language?

In all seriousness, martial problems are so very difficult on the kids, let alone when the entire world is watching. Can you just imagine what these kids are going to hear the rest of their lives. People will always be referring back to this scandal as they grow into teens and adults. I can hear it now "Yeah, remember ..........The Gosselin, yeah, the show about the twins and the sextuplets, remember the mom was always belittling the dad, they were these great Christians, made millions, then their Dad got caught cheating on their Mom" Yeah, remember them? I don't see how they can continue on TLC, unless the almighty dollar is their God. On second thought, it really could work to their advantage. With our prying eyes, we can make them a few million more by watching their drama play out.

Elizabeth Edwards just came out with her book and talks about John's affair and possible child, will Kate do the same?

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Octopussy vs Katezilla - Are There Really Any Differences?

I've been reading what the general public has been saying about these two women, and I am still unsure that these two Baby Makers are really that different. Both have stated that they "just wanted one more baby", but each put themselves into the position where multiples were the likely outcome. So why, just why, does the public view Kate Gosslein as a devoted mother and Nadya Suleman as a wacko nut job?

Is it because Kate has a husband? Or maybe because she previously only had two children while Nadya had six? I don't know....but let's take a closer look. As far as I can see:

Both already had children but yearned for "just one more",
Both were in a dire financial mess when they conceived their children
Both have received government assistance in one shape or the other
Both believe that life begins at conception (whether it's in a petri dish or in a uterus)
Both refused to abort any of the multiple fetuses, stating it was against their beliefs (Nadya wouldn't destroy any fertilized eggs)
Both spend time on their appearances, going to spas, shopping for makeup, ........etc....etc.........
Both of these women appear to thrive in the spotlight that fame provides

Here's just a few of the differences that I can see:
Kate claims to have a strong Christian belief, where Nadya has remained quiet on her religious beliefs
Kate doesn't have the backing of her family and friends, where Nadya's family might not approve of her choices, but stands behind their daughter
Nadya appears to spend more time with her children than Kate who is jet setting across the country

So what's the problem? Why is the general public so against Octopussy while Katezilla has the blessings of many?

Artical by Cinoda Nevada

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